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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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The Atkins–Travis Traveling Show is the title of a recording by guitarists Chet Atkins and Merle Travis, released by RCA Records in 1974. The two musical legends team up on 11 songs, earning the 1974 Grammy Award for Best Country Instrumental Performance. Rehearsed in Nashville, this album was recorded in California.
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Luis Gallo Porras, was a Peruvian politician from the early 1930s to the late 1950s. He was the mayor of Lima three times, first from 1934 to 1937, second from 1941 to 1945, and third from 1948 to 1949. From 1958 to 1959 he served as Prime Minister of Peru under Manuel Prado Ugarteche. He was minister of economy and finance from 1958 to 1959.\n He served as the first vice president from 1956 to 1962. He was President of the National Club from 1946 to 1948.
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